Thursday, November 03, 2005

John 8:32

National City Bank is the Devil.


At 02:54, Blogger desertUndine said...

uh oh - what happened?

At 09:30, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In OUR experience, National City Bank is the archangel Michael and above reproach.

For Satan of the Banking Industry, check out Fifth Third Bank. ((Yes, we SHOULD have been clued into their complete ineptness by the fact that they can't seem to do fractions, but as we wanted our bank to be in town, we chose to financially sleep with the devil.))

So, basically, it was a matter of "If you're going to sleep with the Devil, eventually you're going to get F*@#-ed."

National City was there when we were at our most vulnerable, like some kind of banking Law & Order/SVU.

I'm sorry that our savior is your serial rapist.

Life is like that though, eh?

--Kim R

At 10:14, Blogger scott said...

Of course! It's so obvious now that you point it out!

I'll get the Holy Water buckets, you get the shotgun, and I'll meet you there at sundown.

Finally, after all this time, we'll take the bastard down!

Hello, Kassi.

At 10:18, Blogger Kassi said...

Whooo Hooo! Crusade!

secret word: bonsulf
The acrid smell of burning money as it is placed in the palms of Satan.

At 12:58, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it might just be that banks are the devil. A good portion of my paycheck was burned by Monroe Bank ant Trust this week. Why can't I balance a checkbook?


At 18:23, Blogger Kassi said...

I will have to agree...Caleb and I are going back to the "coffee can under the bed" bank and trust.

At 21:21, Blogger desertUndine said...

I just have to say, I actually know why the fifth third bank is called that. The first one started in Ohio (my mom used to live right by it) on the intersection of fifth and third street. Ya. Just thought I'd share. I've never banked with them, though.


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