Glazed and Confused
Scenario: Caleb and Kassi sitting on the couch. Caleb is in control of the "clicker"...so they are watching everything on T.V. Caleb does a double take and clicks back to a previous channel that is showing the 11:00 news...then following conversation takes place:
Caleb: [incredulously] why is Martha Stewart being let out of jail at midnight?!
Kassi: [eyes glazed and staring blankly at the T.V., responding in monotone] because if the sunlight were to touch her skin she would turn to dust.
Caleb: [ponders for a moment and then resigns] Oh..ok.
Caleb happily continues channel surfing. Kassi falls asleep with her eyes open.
posted by Kassi Gilbert @ 1:56 PM
2 Comments:
i hear she made salads out of dandelions and crabapples.
prison sounds like so much fun these days.
Yes, like a retreat or some such. I wonder if they will be taking reservations soon?
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