The Diaper Change
Me: It's your turn to change Kimi's diaper.
Caleb: No it's not.
Me: I did it once this morning, now it is your turn.
Caleb: No....
Me: Yes it is...I have a list of things for you to do today....Kimi did you poopoo?
Kimi: Noooo
Caleb: [whines] I just want to relax today...
Me: Oh yes you did..She did Caleb please go change her...[drinks tea]
Caleb: [reluctantly] Ok... [gets up and ushers Kimi to the bathroom]
Kimi: La la la
Caleb: Ohhh my gosh...oh my goshhhhh [convulses]
Kimi: La la la
Caleb: It's eeewwwwwwwww Kimi you are sick [gags several times]
Kimi: Papa you farted
Caleb: No you farted Kimi...you farted and pooped yourself...ooohh eewwwwww [gags]
Kimi: No you farted papa
Caleb: [panics] I touched it!!...oawwww [screams like a girl]...Gosh it's ON ME!!!! [gags some more]
Kimi: La la la...Me pooo pooo...[sings] A-B-C-D....
Me: I love Sunday mornings...
[By the way that was 10 minutes ago and Caleb is still washing his hands]
posted by Kassi Gilbert @ 10:38 AM
1 Comments:
That's awesome...the funnier thing is that this dialogue happens at least twice a week--not just on Sundays!
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