Disturbing Me Beyond Reason
Scene: 8 year old walks in with a clear plastic cup filled with pieces of something. She proceeds to pop one in her mouth and begins chewing.
Me: Abi what are you eating?
Abi: meat.
Me: you are silly. What are you eating, and where did you get it?
Abi: I'm eating dried scum. I got it off the top of the fridge.
6 Comments:
That's wrong on so many levels! Kids- can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em. =)
Oh. My. Gosh.
Blehhhhhhhh!!!
It was really beef jerky. I didn't know we had any left. ugh.
Ooooohh noooooo! No.
No.
no.
(gak - shudder, shudder, shudder).
Okay, I'll share an experience by proxy - a boy I went to school with grew up, married, had kids, and moved back to Africa to be a missionary. One day, his wife walked in and saw their two year old son, sitting on the floor, watching t.v., and (oh man, I can hardly write this!) casually CHEWING ON A DEAD RAT!
I hear that my friends's wife is making some real progress in therapy...
Yes, the dead rat wins...even over finding my one year old son sucking on a slug. *shudder*
Heeheehee. She is funny.
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