Monday, February 14, 2005

This Flick Sucked

Last night we watched Resident Evil: Apocolypse
I just have to say that it was horrible, and if women are going to kick butt, they should ACTUALLY HAVE MUSCLES.

So, all you movie directors/ writers/ casters out there...get away from the stickish, tall, big headed actresses with no muscles. We know why you pick them..they are pretty [like aliens]...but come ON.

I could believe the heroine in Alien vs. Predator more than the heroine in Resident Evil. Even Demi Moore worked out to make G.I. Jane somewhat credible. And Angela Jolie pulled off an equally believable Lara Croft.

Sure sure, "Alice" is suppose to be "genetically enhanced"...however if you see a guy kicking butt on screen [even the genetically or chemically enhanced SPIDERMAN]...the actor isn't generally scrawny and anemic. If they are, the movie is usually a spoof on superheroes.

I won't even go into the other heroine in the movie, the woman cop...who was EQUALLY starved looking, but her buddy was a big huge buff guy...and HE was the one who was taken down by the zombies.

Ok now I am ranting.

If you watch it, don't say that I didn't warn you.


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